Look what I found in a box in my basement! An Canon EOS-1Ds. It was purchased by a friend of mine in 2002 and "loaned" permanently to me in 2004.
I charged the battery and have, after finally finding a CF card, been shooting with it. I was pleasantly surprised that the battery held a charge an everything still works. I remember there being a lot of dust on the sensor, but oh well.
This was quite the camera when it was released. The first full-frame camera from Canon. A whopping 11.1 megapixels! It's still the most solid, heavy, confidence-inspiring thing I've ever shot with.
I'll post a few files (if I ever find a CF card reader).